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14 Jul 2017 16:46:33
I tell ya something, that strike from Grujic, ooh, aaah, eeeeeeeeeek - bellisimo. If that doesn't win the Puskas award I've no idea what will, certainly better than any women's goal ever scored, simply because Marko is a man and they, by contrast, are not. In fact on my earth women's football is still banned so there's hope yet.
No, no, just kidding but if they ever start using players fom the clare balding super race that has begun on my earth, I will have to see what I can do to stop it.
{Ed042's Note - Man you need to go easy on the brownies }
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20 Jul 2017 15:43:59
Ohhhhhhhh suzanne, won't you come back to me? (These are just some lyirics to the new song I've been working on for my daughter suzanne's 4th birthday next week, I've got a restraining order against her and her mum after the incident with her fella, but I'm planning on showing up uninvited and serenading her so wish me luck. This is in no way related to what my post is about)
Anyway, what's all this I hear about a couple of boys pushing back the prestigious AFCON? As a white English male tthis is my favourite competition and I prefer watching it to Champions League, World Cup and Premier League football so if they take that away from me in the middle of the season I'll be one grumpy ghastly speedster.
I also think that it's lovely the African boys get a chance to lounge around for a few weeks twiddling their thumbs and paying their respeccts to their homeland, speaking of which it really is time to cancel that god awful show.
04 Jul 2017 15:43:19
ReetRed just want to say congratulations, this is a big step for you (and one big step for mankind, as they say in Jurassic Park or some such dinosaur movie, maybe the land before time, no, no, what am I saying that movie didn't even feature mankind. Did it? Oh boy listen to me rambling on anyway) wishing you luck in this role buddy (you're not an elf by any chance are you like the titular role of the 2003 movie starring Will Ferrell, because I and I'm sure many others could not take having some kind of mythological creature in our presence, maybe you can log on at christmas time)
{Ed042's Note - Mate, please just give me your dealer's number. Editing in this state will certainly be fun}
1.) 04 Jul 2017 16:06:15
i think you already had that stuff after agreeing with harry.
{Ed042's Note - Tbf he kind of did make sense. }
2.) 04 Jul 2017 16:42:57
Sorry buddy (again, elf, yadda yadda yadda, not yabba dabba doo like Yogi Bear says) but my stuff is velocity 9 and only is given to those who possess the speed force. I can give you the number for Gazza's dealer (and subsequently his rehab clinic when the time comes) for the time being if you like but don't go bringing rotisserie poultry and tinnies of carlsberg (formerly the sponsor of Everton of course, the Norwegian beverage company) to crazed mass murderers now will you.
{Ed042's Note - Umm. I might just be speechless now}
23 Jun 2017 19:55:49
Oh a devilish devilish sense of humour does that new bugger Moore have is in fact even too much for a witty genius as I perhaps with my genius level intellect (as many like me seem to have) .
For those that haven't seen it (or didn't get it, considering where I am posting this lol only kidding mateys) he replied to someone asking to sign the rapid boy Aubamayeng, who I can confirm does possess the speed force, saying the profits from signing him would all disappear from lettering his shirt - this is a little joke from the Moore lad as Aubamayeng is in fact quite a long name and therefore each letter would cost more and more!
hehe really funny that boy moore certainly gave me a chuckle but I can't help but think Aubamayeng could sue the club for disrespecting his name and heritage which Moore clearly has done here.
29 Apr 2017 16:58:32
So Sunderland down ay kiddos, what do you find folks reckon to Defoe
I would say that we should try and get a swap deal for origi as its clear for all to see that defoe has much more potential then the divock lad. Also I think that with his physical presence and target man stature defoe could also offer us that plan b unlike dizzy divock origi who is more about pace and skill, lacking in the aerial department.
27 Feb 2017 15:34:44
Well well well well well, I say I say, lookie here, let's take note of what the cats dragged in, I must say I'm not surprised.
Daniel sturridge suffers a "virus" which causes him to miss what klopp said was a "proper" camp (whatever that means from the German he can be rather vague and babble a bit can't he) . Seems like it was hard work for the lads, getting in shape and working on fitness, how convenient that Daniel would get a "virus" and miss out on the hard work. It was probably a virus on his instagram stopping him putting up his snazzy snaps causing him to be too distraught to take part in the hard work
But really, seriously, back to the point. Daniel sturridge really cannot be bothered to put on the hard yards or any yards for that matter both in training and on the pitch. Explains why he gets inured all the time I guess in fact I would say all his injuries are his fault due to bis clearly lack of effort to get his body to the levels required to avoid injuries absolute joke.
I really do hope he departs the club in the summer, he really is a toxic character poisoning the other players at the club with his horrible attitude. I really don't care how much for, peanuts if necessary, in fact I hear mignolet is allergic to peanuts so that could solve two problems in one or to be more clear two birds with one stone.
25 Aug 2017 14:55:54
Lovely stuff, I will give the bugger a read now, I still weep into my #31 shirt from the 2013-14 season every night.
12 Jul 2017 19:37:28
I'll have you know he's Ivorian through and through not a trace of English in him unfortunately, not since that dastardly decision, I'v disowned the bugger, no, no, I do agree with you bugger 042, all the best to him in the reverse ireland national team, hopefully southgate will get the chance to play alongside him soon.
{Ed042's Note - Don't take such things to the heart lol}
04 Jul 2017 16:42:57
Sorry buddy (again, elf, yadda yadda yadda, not yabba dabba doo like Yogi Bear says) but my stuff is velocity 9 and only is given to those who possess the speed force. I can give you the number for Gazza's dealer (and subsequently his rehab clinic when the time comes) for the time being if you like but don't go bringing rotisserie poultry and tinnies of carlsberg (formerly the sponsor of Everton of course, the Norwegian beverage company) to crazed mass murderers now will you.
{Ed042's Note - Umm. I might just be speechless now}