04 Jul 2017 15:43:19
ReetRed just want to say congratulations, this is a big step for you (and one big step for mankind, as they say in Jurassic Park or some such dinosaur movie, maybe the land before time, no, no, what am I saying that movie didn't even feature mankind. Did it? Oh boy listen to me rambling on anyway) wishing you luck in this role buddy (you're not an elf by any chance are you like the titular role of the 2003 movie starring Will Ferrell, because I and I'm sure many others could not take having some kind of mythological creature in our presence, maybe you can log on at christmas time)

{Ed042's Note - Mate, please just give me your dealer's number. Editing in this state will certainly be fun}

1.) 04 Jul 2017
04 Jul 2017 16:06:15
i think you already had that stuff after agreeing with harry.

{Ed042's Note - Tbf he kind of did make sense. }

2.) 04 Jul 2017
04 Jul 2017 16:42:57
Sorry buddy (again, elf, yadda yadda yadda, not yabba dabba doo like Yogi Bear says) but my stuff is velocity 9 and only is given to those who possess the speed force. I can give you the number for Gazza's dealer (and subsequently his rehab clinic when the time comes) for the time being if you like but don't go bringing rotisserie poultry and tinnies of carlsberg (formerly the sponsor of Everton of course, the Norwegian beverage company) to crazed mass murderers now will you.

{Ed042's Note - Umm. I might just be speechless now}