07 Aug 2014 22:15:03
This is the third time I have posted this in the past few weeks and no-one wants to believe me. Liverpool have been in talks with Di Maria for a while now, and he has rejected other options to join us.
When it happens please give me my own column like Macca. I have inside knowledge which with prove to be true in the coming days.

{Special Guest ben - my apologies Kevman, I have not seen your previous posts. Also, it is not in my power to give you your own column. I don't think Macca has been given your column either. But if we sign Di Maria, I will try to see if I can get someone to slip you a column of some sort. Have a good evening.}

1.) 08 Aug 2014
Tell him not to bother as will be a waste of money - Be buying for the sake of it

2.) 08 Aug 2014
Okay Kevman, suppose we all believe you at face value and you're right. Great, you're a 'in the know' character and have the respect of all and you're asking for a column for it. Fine

But what do you do if you're, as suspected, talking rubbish? Do you have some sort of forfeit? Do you never post again, have to send in a picture of you being shot with paintballs... got to be a flipside to your demands if you're wrong right?

{Special Guest reet - if he is wrong then may I suggest a pic with ten eggs on the face

3.) 11 Aug 2014
If this is correct, (I'm sorry but I don't think it is) this could be what Tim Vickery was on about. After all, Di Maria is from South America......

{Special Guest reet - the thought has come in my mind