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21 Jul 2018 14:26:48
Chris Kirkland has been named goalkeeper coach for the Liverpool ladies. Congratulations to him on his first job in coaching and good on him for respecting the ladies game!



22 May 2018 15:11:13
Del Bosque, former Real Madrid manager, says that nobody in Liverpool's squad gets in Real Madrid's team.

Are they trying to fire us up deliberately?



19 May 2018 19:36:55
7 out of 11 players for Man United today against Chelsea, signed for the club whilst Alex Ferguson was in charge. He retired 6 years ago (Sanchez, Pogba, Matic and Herrera the exceptions) .

Against Brighton, 7 out of 11 players for Liverpool signed for the club whilst Jurgen Klopp was in charge. He's been here 3 years (Lovren, Arnold, Henderson and Firmino the exceptions) .

Never underestimate the power of good recruitment. Klopp is taking us places 👍.



18 May 2018 08:20:31
Regarding Tarkowski I am all for it and here is my superstitious reason Why.

I was playing a manager career on my release day copy of FIFA 13, with Oldham Athletic, and I built my team around him. Ended up about 5 seasons down the line, in an FA cup final and 3rd in the Premier League early in the 6th year, I decided to take the Liverpool job and rescue them from relegation by signing in January, yours truly, James Tarkowski to replace the middle aged Martin Skrtel. I took them from 16th to 4th. But here is where it gets good; the next season was the 18/ 19 season and I of course made Tarkowski my rock at the back even though he was rated 68 because he was still a beast (I mean I'd spent half a decade developing him) and I took Liverpool from 4th to winning the title! I subsequently won the league 2 more seasons on the spin before I had to return to Oldham to stop them from being relegated.

We just finished 4th lads and now we might sign Tarkowski! So next season, put your house on the Premiership docking in Liverpool! Tarkowski is going to bring it home for the next 3 years lads! Forget his actual ability, this has been written in the stars since about December 2012! 😂.



23 Mar 2018 09:50:48
To any and all football fans based in the Midlands like myself!

Being so far away from Liverpool often means we never get a chance to meet our heroes. So I'm just letting you all know that the NEC in Birmingham have a Collector mania Comic-Con event in June (2nd and 3rd) where Liverpool FC have a pretty strong representation.

Gordon Banks, John Barnes, Robbie Fowler and Kevin Keegan are all there and you can pay around £90 to have a photo with all 4 of them. The only problem is that there is a stain on the Camera man's lens that might show up in the photo. Oops, sorry! Not a stain, it's just Michael Owen. £15-30 per individual autograph as well. No prizes for guessing who wants £30 😑

Maybe you are not a Liverpool fan? Well Geoff Hurst, Trevor Brooking and the 1980 West Ham side will also be present.

From other sports, you can also meet Kevin Peterson (though he wants £50 for a signature), Phil the power Taylor and Frank Bruno.

Being so far from the great City of Liverpool, I never really get the opportunity to just run into these guys on the street so this is an exciting opportunity for myself. Just thought I'd pass on the message in case anyone else was interested.

There will also be actors from Lord of The Rings, Star Wars etc if you are more interested in that stuff like my brother is. I go quite regularly and whilst I don't dress up, it is a great day out. £12 parking, £10 entry ticket and then it's up to you what else you spend. There are usually a few hundred displays/ stools though selling cool memorabilia, collectors items or clothes. I just want to meet Digger and God personally!




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22 Feb 2021 12:53:07
I really don't think we have 2 good enough centre backs to be trying to play a back 4 in a high press. Thiago os also offering nothing of late either. He is off it creatively, doesn't shoot enough, and is not protecting the back 4 at all. He's actually prime culprit for giving away possession and selling us short at the back, or conceding penalties and free kicks.

So i'd personally play a 3-4-3 with Kabak, Phillips and Davies as the back 3. Trent and Robbo pushed up higher to create. Jones and Gini in midfield (until Hendo or Fabinho are fit) . Mane, Bobby and Salah up top (until Jota returns so we can rotate it again and give Bobby or Mane a break) .

I know Jones and Gini looks lightweight on paper but with 3 centre backs behind them the entire front 7 could focus on pressing knowing they're not leaving us 2 vs 2 if possession is lost.

Anyway that's just my completely unprofessional opinion. Ultimately, whatever Klopp does, he has earned our trust and respect. Even if this season ends up a write off, i'd still back him to write history next season. I'm frustrated but i'm still a believer in the long term project.



04 Feb 2021 08:20:01
That performance (particularly from Wijnaldum, Firmino and Shaqiri) was the most embarrassing i've seen under Klopp. They only play who looked like creating anything was Trent in flashes, and the only one who looked like scoring was Salah on the odd occasion he received any semblance service. Can't fault Kelleher, Hendo or Phillips on the goal as Wijnaldum and Milner just watched Alzate break from midfield and did nothing.

I'll drive Wijnaldum to Barcelona today if he wants to go that badly.



18 Jan 2021 15:10:56
Very frustrating season so far.

It almost says it all that Alisson has been our best player. If he wasn't playing for us you only need to watch Villa putting 7 past Adrian to see where we'd be.



18 Nov 2020 08:45:46
Anyone know if Thiago is mates with Cavani? Have a look at his tackle on Richarlison from last night in Brazil vs Uruguay 😬.



16 Nov 2020 09:40:34
I hope Henderson does the sensible thing and retires from International football after the Euros. Milner did at a similar age and he's stayed at the top of his game into his mid-30's as a result.

Hendo gets no respect in the England set up anyway. Best captain in world football isn't even captain of his country. Walk away Hendo. Scouse not English.




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