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31 May 2019 16:35:51
So Anfield's postcode is L4 0TH. How's that for a prediction?

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23 May 2019 22:22:31
Liverpool will announce Memphis depay as their first summer signing a couple of days after they win the champions league final.

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08 May 2019 12:40:55
We are all struggling to put last night into words. But i have the perfect one:


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08 May 2019 02:17:03
I am really worried by tonights result, I think Barcelona may come back and ask for a full refund plus compensation for Coutinhio. 🤨

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27 Apr 2019 11:01:49
i have some confessions and an apology.

for this season, i've been wearing a wine red tee to watch us play most matches. and we had won most matches whenever i wore that.

then, whenever i had watched or checked man city's results mid-game, they had gone on to win, with only 1 exception - the 0-0 draw at Anfield where i believe my wine red tee had mitigated it.

in the latest City CL game, when i switched over (cause the Liverpool game was over), the VAR review had just completed and Spurs duly went on to win the tie. i cannot imagine what would have happened if i switched over earlier.

Then i couldn't resist checking the PL game during the wkend, and City went on to score and win inside 5 mins. For the OT game, utd were doing well at 0-0, again, i couldn't resist it and watched the 2nd half and they went on to lose.

i will not watch or even check City's results mid game anymore this season. i'll just go to bed and wake up next morning, hopefully, smiling about their dropped points.

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16 Apr 2019 21:57:40
Surely Van Der Beek is on our radar, obviously along with others.

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01 Apr 2019 05:13:41
Out of curiosity, one for the stat men - who are our most slippery players?
I know a game and its coming rather soon, where all slippy heels need to be benched. :)

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31 Mar 2019 11:23:36
A draw today would be catastrophic.

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18 Mar 2019 14:50:48
Fantasy footballl time.

It's the morning after the night before. We've woke up on the 2nd of June as CL winners. We add that to our league title. Now the planning for next season begins. I add those two wins to avoid the financial and "attracting players" debate. Imagine for a second we could have anyone.

What player (if any) would you like to see us buy? The dream purchase - we must have a place for them, nobody joins to sit on the bench.

What player do you think we need? - What one player do you think would add value going forward.

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10 Mar 2019 11:06:46
Lallana instead of keita!

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