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12 May 2018 16:24:11
That scene in Hamburg is pretty nuts.

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06 May 2018 17:48:02
Is it just me or is Salah playing shockingly bad?

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04 May 2018 16:11:51
So when Celtic play Rangers will Gerrard accidentally start singing YNWA lol.

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30 Apr 2018 22:26:09
I bumped into Jurgen today in Greggs. He was ordering 20 steak bakes, 20 packets of Walker’s crisps, 20 chocolate eclairs and 20 cans of Irn Bru. He told me he’s fell out with the club dietician as well. He was quite pissed off when they told him the chocolate eclairs weren’t in the Meal Deal.

Anyway, I told him I’d stand in for Buvak on Wednesday night and we’ve decided upon the following team against Roma:

Karius; Trent, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robbo; Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum; Salah, Firmino, Mane.

Subs; Mignolet, Gomez, Klavan, Moreno, Woodburn, Ings, Solanke.

He wanted to get Clyne in there but I said no. If he listens to those doctors and sneaks him in on the teamsheet, that’s it, he’s on his own for the Chelsea game.

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25 Apr 2018 13:02:16
I’ve worked out the inspiration behind Klopp’s tactics.

Leroy Jenkins 😄.

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25 Apr 2018 10:38:29
I finally worked out the magic of Salah: left foot for scoring goals and the right foot for assisting them!

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24 Apr 2018 11:13:58
So nearly ended Dejan Lovren this morning as he wasn't paying attention turning into the road to the training ground, good job I was awake as he would have been out of todays game!

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24 Apr 2018 07:17:42
Can not wait for tonight! I even dreamt of the game last night. We won one nil and Andrei Arshavin scored the goal.

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21 Apr 2018 11:44:01
Looks like klopp’s been to bobbys dentist 😎😎😎😂.

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20 Apr 2018 19:49:20
I think that when a great manager leaves a big club, any manger considering going there should not look at the immediate vacancy, but the next but one. History shows that the immediate replacement has been the fall guy and takes all the stick and is usually in a no win situation. More likely than not the next arsenal manager won’t last that long. The one after might have a bit more success.

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